I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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