big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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