i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit