Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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