FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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