I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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