He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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