I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
