So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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