We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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