break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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