He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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