He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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