I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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