so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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