She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
