i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Less talking, more tequila
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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