We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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