She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize