just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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