if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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