Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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