i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She's not a foreskin expert like you
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
