you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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