none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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