did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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