I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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