Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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