Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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