Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress