its not stalking. its research.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.