GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch