It was confusing and full of hummus
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week