She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.