remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i think i have herpe
just one?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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