idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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