Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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