I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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