I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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