thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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