Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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