I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
porn star boner night. come get it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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