i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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