found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Say something about gay babies.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?