physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?