I'm eating all of the evidence.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
bring money and cleavage
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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