is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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