Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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