just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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