Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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