Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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