I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
