just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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