How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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