i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
