So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
