He kissed a someone with a penis
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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