a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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