Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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