I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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