"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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