did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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