his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
